加拿大华人论坛 加拿大生活信息搞笑的联合国宪章
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1945年10月生效的。油墨还没干，广袤的中国大地上就生灵涂炭，几十年后，签字的人被踢出了联合国，没签字的他的敌人挺进了联合国。PREAMBLEWE THE PEOPLES OF THE UNITED NATIONS DETERMINED to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind, and to reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small, and to establish conditions under which justice and respect for the obligations arising from treaties and other sources of international law can be maintained, and to promote social progress and better standards of life in larger freedom,AND FOR THESE ENDS to practice tolerance and live together in peace with one another as good neighbours, and to unite our strength to maintain international peace and security, and to ensure, by the acceptance of principles and the institution of methods, that armed force shall not be used, save in the common interest, and to employ international machinery for the promotion of the economic and social advancement of all peoples,HAVE RESOLVED TO COMBINE OUR EFFORTS TO ACCOMPLISH THESE AIMSAccordingly, our respective Governments, through representatives assembled in the city of San Francisco, who have exhibited their full powers found to be in good and due form, have agreed to the present Charter of the United Nations and do hereby establish an international organization to be known as the United Nations.序言我联合国人民同兹决心 欲免后世再遭今代人类两度身历惨不堪言之战祸， 重申基本人权，人格尊严与价值，以及男女与大小各国平等权利之信念， 创造适当环境，俾克维持正义，尊重由条约与国际法其他渊源而起之义务，久而弗懈， 促成大自由中之社会进步及较善之民生，并为达此目的 力行容恕，彼此以善邻之道，和睦相处， 集中力量，以维持国际和平及安全， 接受原则，确立方法，以保证非为公共利益，不得使用武力， 运用国际机构，以促成全球人民经济及社会之进展，用是发愤立志，务当同心协力，以竟厥功 爰由我各本国政府，经齐集金山市之代表各将所奉全权证书，互相校阅，均属妥善，议定本联合国宪章，并设立国际组织，定名联合国。
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回复: 搞笑的联合国宪章那你就笑吧！
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回复: 搞笑的联合国宪章中国发生的事怪不了联合国吧。 只不过后来尼克松支持大陆入联。这个政治交易是否正确？
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