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比时间流失更可怕的是机会的流失,比机会流失更可怕的是梦想和信心的流失。(应了那句教诲,一个人别人打不倒,只有自己倒。)
Losing chances is more terrible than losing time, losing dreams and confidence is more terrible than losing chances. (No one could beat you but yourself.)

才华其实就是把与人相同的聪明用到与众不同的地方。(不管你相不相信,天鹅肉常常就是被癞蛤蟆吃掉的。)
The meaning of intelligent is showing your talent which is the same with others in unique aspect. (Believe it or not, a beggar usually marries a princess.)

当设计图纸的重量等于飞机的重量时,飞机就能飞行了。(许多人设计的飞机没能起飞的原因是他(她)设计图纸的重量快要等于飞机的重量时,他(她)先飞了。)
If your hard work on making plane weighs the same with the plane, you succeed. (Many people give up before they almost succeed.)

人生的意义不在于拿了一手好牌,而在于打好一手坏牌。(当然,牌太坏了上帝也打不好。)
The real meaning of life is make good use of what you have but not having good luck. (But bad luck makes God have headache.)

1 成功是一杯酒喝干后望着空杯子时的那份感觉,也是对自己周围的朋友犯的一种不可饶恕的罪行,同时也是掩盖一个人缺点的最佳遮羞布。(不管怎样,“革命尚未成功,同志仍需努力”。)
The feeling of successful is the same as watching the empty cup after drinking to the bottom, is the unforgivable crime you’ve committed to your friends around, and also the best covering of your own short comings. (Any way, do keeping fighting until you succeed.)

所有的人都是平凡的,有些人因知道这一点而成了非凡的人。(总统摔跤了,头上照样起包。)
All of us are common people, some one know well of this and become uncommon. (The president also hurt when stumble.)

处在社交圈中是一种烦恼,而超脱出来简直是一场悲剧。(我们是在做一项关于失去手指还是失去手臂的痛苦选择。)
Being in the social circle is annoying, but getting out of it is a tragedy.

所谓讨厌,这是一个人吃完盘子里的食物之后对盘子的感情。(正确的做法是:在吃饭之前,应该首先培养对盘子的感情。)
The feeling of annoying is the same as the feeling towards the empty plate after finishing the food. (The best way is to love your plate before you finish your meal.)

爱情是会沉底的,在平淡的日子里,最重要的是经常晃一晃盛装爱情的“水杯”。(不能使劲晃,否则,“水杯”里的爱情会越晃越少。)
Love will get drawn after many common days; the way of avoiding this is shaking the cup which contains love. (But remember that do not too much, or else the love will split.)

做情人的时候,女人会说:“我属于你。”男人会说:“你是我的一切。”做夫妻的时候,女人会说:“你属于我。”男人会说:“我是你的一切。”(不管你属于我,还是我属于你,总比你不属于我我也不属于你好。)
Being a lover, she said: I am yours, he said: you are all I have; being couples, she said: you are mine. He said: I am all you have. ( No matter whether you belongs to me or I belongs to you, it’s better to have each other.)

恋爱就像打喷嚏,不经意间总能打得出来,刻意要打一个却总是打不出来。(爱情常常不属于那些穷追不舍的猎人,而属于那些守株待兔的人。)
Love is like sneezing, you couldn’t force yourself to sneeze or not to sneeze. (Love belongs to those who are waiting patiently, but never come to those tracing.)

爱情之酒,两人喝是可乐,三人喝是酸醋,随便喝要中毒。(最好喝可乐,尽量不喝醋,坚决不中毒。
Two make love become COCACOLA, three make love become vinegar. (COCACOLA is better than vinegar, avoiding getting poison.)

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