加拿大外贸
The economy is so bad that...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at Mc Donald's and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you
afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Mc Donald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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有的还真看不懂
但是我们很少做美国
不是不想做 是做不了
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有些看不懂
但是在做美国啊
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could i ask you a silly question, guest,what's GM, ouncer, nannies???
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GM=通用
nannies=奶奶吧好像...
ouncer确实不知道
最后一段才是亮点：
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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你在说美国的现状呢，还是其他啊？ 感觉逻辑很乱，不知道主旨是什么？？？？？
讽刺小说吗？？ 有点马克。吐温的感觉啊 ？？？？？？
十几个肤色不同的小孩围着我 叫爸爸。。。。。 呵呵呵。。。。。。。
哦，我们主要市场是美国。。
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Most of Chinese don't like America, but we desire their dollars, use their language and cosmetics, watch their movies, wanna their green cards...
anyhow, we get more from them
PS most our customers are from Europe
[ 本帖最后由 txjnancy 于 2010-7-21 10:53 编辑 ]
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nannies=奶奶吧好像...
是指保姆
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我把这段笑话段子，电邮给我客户，
然后再通过MSN解释付款问题：
Yes, pal.
The economy is so bad that...
you've got a pre-declined credit line from our boss.
For this XYZ order, the boss asked for 100% TT before shipping.
Please please help.
Send the money.
Otherwise, I have to call the Suicide Lifeline.
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GM 通用汽车
ouncer 盎司级的汉堡（以前麦当劳一直以来以1/4磅牛肉饼著称）
nannies 保姆
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Hope you can get more orders and readers from American guys and Fob.
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不懂哇~~！！
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I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
It's funny
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Ohh….now I know why I don’t have any US customers…..shit...
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