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With Former PM Jean Chretien Ray your Intrepid Reporter is on the job. Here is an exclusive interview I had with (the then Prime Minister - before he retired) Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Your Intrepid Reporter " Mr. Prime Minister, what do you believe are the biggest problems Canada faces at this time ? " PM Chretien " We have a few problems, but Canadaa is da best country in da world, because the UN said so. " Your Intrepid Reporter " What about the $ 540 billion federal debt, and the $ 40 billion interest payments on that debt ? Isn't that a very serious problem ? " PM Chretien " Well you know we have eliminated the deficit we inherited from the Conservatives. We have a surplus, and Canadaa is da best country in da world." Your Intrepid Reporter " If Canada is so wonderful why is there a separatist movement in Quebec ? " PM Chretien " Separatism is dead in Quebec. Why would anyone want to break up Canadaa da best country in da world ? " Your Intrepid Reporter " What about the firing of Paul Martin as Finance Minister, and the recent scandals that have plagued your government ? Are you prepared to step down as PM ? " PM Chretien " Look, the Canadian just gave me a third majority, and made me the Prime Minister. I have a job to do, and anyways Canadaa is da best country in da world. " Your Intrepid Reporter " What about the many problems Canada faces like trade disputes with the USA, the low dollar, lack of a national identity, and so on ? " PM Chretien " Look, we always have a few problems, but my most important job is to make the Canadian feel confident about themselves and feel good about the future, and you know Canadaa is da best country in da woorld. The UN said so. " Your Intrepid Reporter " Mr. Prime Minister you have had remarkable public success in spite of your facial blemish. Do you think Canadians would vote for someone like me with a crooked eye and a missing tooth, because after all they didn't mind your crooked mouth ? " PM Chretien " The Canadian vote me in, because I do a good job, and Canadaa is da best country in da woorld. So leave me alone now. I am going on vacation to Florida to do some golfing. Vive le Canada. " Your Intrepid Reporter " If Canada is the best country in the world, why do you vacation in Florida so much ? Why don't you golf more here in Canada Mr. Chretien ? " Mr. Chretien " Look, I said Canadaa was da best country in da woorld - I never said it had the best weather in da world. Vive le Canada et au revoir.

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The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous UtopiaA Novel by Ursula K. Le GuinWinner of Nebula Award in 1974 and Hugo Award in 1975​回复: ZT: 加拿大前总理 JEAN CHRETIANCANADAA WAS DA BEST COUNTRY IN DA WORLD

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The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous UtopiaA Novel by Ursula K. Le GuinWinner of Nebula Award in 1974 and Hugo Award in 1975​CANADAA WAS DA BEST COUNTRY IN DA WORLD点击展开... 你这个汉奸，中国才曾经是世界上最好的国家！

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回复: ZT: 加拿大前总理 JEAN CHRETIANwhat do you believe are the biggest problems Canada faces at this time ==do you believe多好的句子，简单易懂!

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生活虐我千百遍，我待生活如初恋what do you believe are the biggest problems Canada faces at this time ==do you believe多好的句子，简单易懂!点击展开... 嗯，是滴，很安全的表达方式，比如： I believe....It is said that....It is believed that....

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回复: ZT: 加拿大前总理 JEAN CHRETIAN嗯，是滴，很安全的表达方式，比如： I believe....It is said that....It is believed that....点击展开...夜没晒月亮，小杜？

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生活虐我千百遍，我待生活如初恋夜没晒月亮，小杜？点击展开... 自个儿晒，都晒化了。。。

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回复: ZT: 加拿大前总理 JEAN CHRETIAN我来摸点霜！

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