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大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷天气的趣事: 我经历过的最冷的一次是零下十五度左右,全副防寒武装出门,特意戴上口罩,但一会口罩就变得又重又硬。摘下口罩,鼻毛就变硬,鼻子发痒。恨自己没有随身带上一打口罩出门。 听张学良说过,他在东北带兵的时候,士兵们每天早晨起床要做的第一件事就是:往枪口撒一泡尿----解冻。

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事呵呵,真逗。 我没有这方面的趣事可以分享

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事去年在零下十几度穿一条牛仔裤在风中呆了半个小时,感觉到刺皮的寒冷----皮肤象被无数根针扎似的,而不是刺骨的寒冷.这可能就是北方冬天和南方冬天的"冷"的区别?坐在板凳上等着听故事.

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简单生活,简单快乐.去年在零下十几度穿一条牛仔裤在风中呆了半个小时,感觉到刺皮的寒冷----皮肤象被无数根针扎似的,而不是刺骨的寒冷.这可能就是北方冬天和南方冬天的"冷"的区别? 坐在板凳上等着听故事.点击展开...真可惜你没有呆两小时,要不我们可以听到更精彩的故事。

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事来加之前常听人家说加拿大天寒地冻,冰封千里,心想可能有点夸张!不幸来加后的第一个冬季就给我遇上零下18度的严寒,还下了一场罕见的大雪,雪深3尺!停在路旁的车子全被雪覆盖著,产雪之后,轮胎陷入积雪中开不动。正发愁的时候,来了4个老外,从车后帮忙推了一把,车子慢慢移动,终于开出路中,一踏油门车子飞出10米远!这时回头一看,才明白忘了跟老外道谢,至今仍然耿耿于怀!在家闷了几天,好想到外面看看风景。于是穿上厚厚的毛衣,刚一踏出大门,整个人就坐在地上,一时不知道发生什了么事情?原来穿了平底拖鞋,一脚踏在冰上,整个人一屁股跌坐在地上!有老外朋友去过北极圈工作,听说那里的寒冬常在零下50度,人到户外必须全身包裹,只漏出眼睛两个洞,而且不能超过10分钟,只能在室内工作。不过工资特别高,有些高达每小时$200!高偿之下必有勇夫,所以这么严峻的环境也有人敢去。

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事来加之前常听人家说加拿大天寒地冻,冰封千里,心想可能有点夸张!不幸来加后的第一个冬季就给我遇上零下18度的严寒,还下了一场罕见的大雪,雪深3尺!停在路旁的车子全被雪覆盖著,产雪之后,轮胎陷入积雪中开不动。正发愁的时候,来了4个老外,从车后帮忙推了一把,车子慢慢移动,终于开出路中,一踏油门车子飞出10米远!这时回头一看,才明白忘了跟老外道谢,至今仍然耿耿于怀!在家闷了几天,好想到外面看看风景。于是穿上厚厚的毛衣,刚一踏出大门,整个人就坐在地上,一时不知道发生什了么事情?原来穿了平底拖鞋,一脚踏在冰上,整个人一屁股跌坐在地上! 有老外朋友去过北极圈工作,听说那里的寒冬常在零下50度,人到户外必须全身包裹,只漏出眼睛两个洞,而且不能超过10分钟,只能在室内工作。不过工资特别高,有些高达每小时$200!高偿之下必有勇夫,所以这么严峻的环境也有人敢去。点击展开...哈哈,好玩!如果觉得过意不去,以后可以多帮他人推几把。“行善如同播种“就是这个意思吧。 还以为高书记是出生在这里的“二代”呢。

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事这个不是我经历的,但据说是上过电视的,如果觉得有趣,请跟贴: This is hilarious, it was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down ...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing! This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事记得02年元旦前后在海南参加完GOLF配对赛又赶到哈尔滨太阳岛看冰雕比赛上飞机时35度 下飞机时零下36度前后差了70多度机场摆渡车一晃我就扶了一下车里的铁扶手从手凉到心里浑身跟掉冰窟窿似的看冰雕的时候更恐怖脸上就觉得像刀子在割睫毛眉毛一层白霜 当时各国选手都在做冰雕造型看了一圈后我着急上车 可能是冻坏了连跑带滑的在美国队冰雕前摔了一跤也放倒了三个美国队的工作人员目击的朋友开玩笑说你这是打保龄呢听说更冷的地方 野外上厕所要带棍子边撒边敲呀 吐口痰叮当乱响 整个一个暗器呀

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事听说更冷的地方 野外上厕所要带棍子边撒边敲呀 吐口痰叮当乱响 整个一个暗器呀点击展开...:D:D:D

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事确实有这样的事发生。在加拿大严寒的冬季有个不成文的规矩,就是在郊外路过看见有辆车抛锚在路边,车灯还亮著,肯定车内有人,必须停下问车中的人是否需要帮助?因为车子抛锚了又得不到帮助,车内的人就会被冻死!冬季出外,最好备有毛毯,热茶或咖啡,万一车子抛锚了,等候援救的时候,还能支撑一段时间。

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事记得02年元旦前后在海南参加完GOLF配对赛又赶到哈尔滨太阳岛看冰雕比赛上飞机时35度 下飞机时零下36度前后差了70多度机场摆渡车一晃我就扶了一下车里的铁扶手从手凉到心里浑身跟掉冰窟窿似的 看冰雕的时候更恐怖脸上就觉得像刀子在割睫毛眉毛一层白霜 当时各国选手都在做冰雕造型 看了一圈后我着急上车 可能是冻坏了连跑带滑的在美国队冰雕前摔了一跤也放倒了三个美国队的工作人员 目击的朋友开玩笑说你这是打保龄呢 听说更冷的地方 野外上厕所要带棍子边撒边敲呀 吐口痰叮当乱响 整个一个暗器呀点击展开...哈哈--,哈哈--, 你真是太有才了。

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事寒冬最怕驾车,有在积雪中行驶过的人都明白,一不留意轮胎就会打滑,车子完全不受控制!车子不是以S字形行走,就是360度打圈,尤其在红灯前要停下来,车子不听话,继续往前走,吓出一身冷汗!今年开始就要特别留意了,因为第一次因自己大意出车祸,明年保费就会增加$905!

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事这个不是我经历的,但据说是上过电视的,如果觉得有趣,请跟贴: This is hilarious, it was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down ...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing! This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 点击展开...太好玩儿了....

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事寒冬最怕驾车,有在积雪中行驶过的人都明白,一不留意轮胎就会打滑,车子完全不受控制!车子不是以S字形行走,就是360度打圈,尤其在红灯前要停下来,车子不听话,继续往前走,吓出一身冷汗! 今年开始就要特别留意了,因为第一次因自己大意出车祸,明年保费就会增加$905!点击展开...雪中驾驶,这与生命安全戚戚相关的事,加不加保费都得特别留意啊。

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移温轶事:http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86181与北极光共舞:http://www.crossna.com/forum/topic10928.html烈日炎炎走大圈: http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=357548记得02年元旦前后在海南参加完GOLF配对赛又赶到哈尔滨太阳岛看冰雕比赛上飞机时35度 下飞机时零下36度前后差了70多度机场摆渡车一晃我就扶了一下车里的铁扶手从手凉到心里浑身跟掉冰窟窿似的看冰雕的时候更恐怖脸上就觉得像刀子在割睫毛眉毛一层白霜 当时各国选手都在做冰雕造型看了一圈后我着急上车 可能是冻坏了连跑带滑的在美国队冰雕前摔了一跤也放倒了三个美国队的工作人员目击的朋友开玩笑说你这是打保龄呢听说更冷的地方 野外上厕所要带棍子边撒边敲呀 吐口痰叮当乱响 整个一个暗器呀点击展开...哈哈哈哈,笑死我啦,不行了,肚子疼

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现在的我比较有闲,希望有一天可以比较有钱!回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事在武汉的时候。。。宿舍里面没暖气。。。穿着两件毛背心两件毛衣一件羽绒服,再包个被子。。。戴着半指手套,都玩不了电脑。。。不仅是手冷,发自内心的那种冷。。。

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辛苦十几年,你也不过是红警里500块一个的工程师,一条狗咬死一片的那种。。。CBC Radio 2 ClassicalMy RSS Feeds List记得02年元旦前后 听说更冷的地方 野外上厕所要带棍子边撒边敲呀点击展开...那么冷,敢往外掏吗?

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事那么冷,敢往外掏吗?点击展开...不过也有好处, 冻冻结实!

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回复: 大家说说自己经历过的最寒冷的天气的趣事那么冷,敢往外掏吗?点击展开...是啊,管道结冰了只好拿到火上烤烤了。

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试一试有没有签名。是啊,管道结冰了只好拿到火上烤烤了。点击展开...得,烤肠

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