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在加拿大 近日，一则 讣告 流传甚广。 死者被称为 四川大学校友王刚 。他不是一位老人，乃正值壮年，终年 39 岁。 讣告写： 王刚同志临终前，还坚持发朋友圈，晒连花清瘟胶囊 …… 他的逝世...华人论坛

在加拿大 “目前生产情况如何？约定日期前这批服装能否全部交货？”位于长宁区愚园路上的上海新联纺进出口有限公司设计中心内，新联纺总经理陈峥正忙着叮嘱公司业务七部负责人李华樑，...华人论坛

在加拿大 来分享一则每日所思 李领导主持召开国务院常务会议 部署做好大宗商品保供稳价工作等 中央文章官告一出， 大宗商品微微调整，代价就是人民币升值来提高国际购买力????? 导致， 美元...华人论坛

在加拿大 本周看到一则消息，中国港口协会要求各港口为了避免被美国制裁，不让伊朗国航的船停靠。不知道后面伊朗国航的船是不是要停了？ 评论 下午好，正常的，就是船期不准，也还有别的...华人论坛

在加拿大 收到福友提供的一则波兰展会的信息，发出来方便参考 评论 波兰上海签证中心的信息 评论 还行，可以理解。至少钱没吞了，延续下届参加。 评论 这样的处理结果满意...华人论坛

在加拿大 刚看到一则好消息，赶紧来和大家分享一下！ 国务院总理李克强10月8日主持召开国务院常务会议，确定完善出口退税政策加快退税进度的措施，为企业减负、保持外贸稳定增长！ 会议指...华人论坛

在加拿大 帮朋友发送一则求职信息: 垦氏妙青 女 25岁 越南河内人， 中国云南昆明财金大学旅游管理专业毕业 ，在中国4年时间学习生活 ，中文流利， 现本人已经回到河内，寻找一份在越南河内...华人论坛

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在加拿大 13 killed by Pakistani railway car bomb A BOMB ripped through a railway car at a station in southwestern Pakistan yesterday, killing at least 13 people. The explosion in the town of Sibi also wounded 35 people, said district police chief Gul...华人论坛

在加拿大 UK leader says England shirt ‘very expensive’ BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron criticized the 90-pound (US$150) top price tag of Nike’s England World Cup shirts yesterday, saying supporters should not be exploited with such expensi...华人论坛

在加拿大 Five confirmed dead in 8.2-magnitude quake in Chile FIVE people have died in a 8.2-magnitude earthquake that hit off Chilean northern coast Tuesday, according to Interior Minister Rodrigo Penailillo. According to the University of Chile Sei...华人论坛

在加拿大 Royals land in windy Wellington BRITAIN’S baby Prince George yesterday embarked on his first official tour, visiting New Zealand with parents William and Kate, but the 8-month-old missed the famed Maori welcome after being whisked indoors...华人论坛

在加拿大 魔鬼的妹夫 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. 一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂...华人论坛

在加拿大 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你...华人论坛

在加拿大 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. 一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。” The woman walks to...华人论坛

在加拿大 20 hurt in mass school stabbing A 16-year-old boy “was flashing two knives around” when he injured 19 students and a school police officer who eventually subdued him with the help of an assistant principal at a high school in Pennsylvani...华人论坛

在加拿大 George creates mini-dungarees frenzy JUST months ago it was his mother’s fashion choices that sparked a buying frenzy — but with just one pair of mini-dungarees Prince George appears to have stolen her limelight. When the eight-month-ol...华人论坛

在加拿大 16 dead, 500 houses gutted as forest blaze scorches Chile city A raging fire leaped from hilltop to hilltop in the Chilean port city of Valparaiso, killing at least 16 and destroying more than 500 homes. More than 10,000 people were evacuat...华人论坛

在加拿大 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you...华人论坛

在加拿大 If I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary...华人论坛

在加拿大 大手 Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手...华人论坛

在加拿大 I'm Glad 我很高兴 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yest...华人论坛

在加拿大 我没有看到另外一块 Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other. 妈妈：约...华人论坛

在加拿大 很对 Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道…… 老师：...华人论坛

在加拿大 Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?” “I am the driver.” he said. 你以为你是...华人论坛

在加拿大 我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一...华人论坛

在加拿大 Give up your seat to a lady 给女士让座 Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. You've done the right thing, says Mommy. But Mommy, I wa...华人论坛

在加拿大 I didn't need the money so badly then 我当时还不缺钱 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago. Good heavens, man! said the doctor. W...华人论坛

在加拿大 Good Sight 好视力 Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three...华人论坛

在加拿大 醉酒 Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his fat...华人论坛

在加拿大 丑女 An Ugly Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常...华人论坛

在加拿大 Compare other things？比一下其他？ Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you. 儿子：妈妈，John有...华人论坛

在加拿大 My little dog can't read 狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的...华人论坛

在加拿大 省一半的煤save half of the coal A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very e xcited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of...华人论坛

在加拿大 A Woman's answer A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? Well, his wife answered at once. The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry...华人论坛

在加拿大 谁的50分 Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke...华人论坛

在加拿大 之前在上看到一则怎么写追踪邮件的，就试着些了几封，有一封现在有回复了，说叫我把最新的报价给他，我之前给他的报价单已经是最新的了，我怎么回复他呢？怎么来解释这个价钱...华人论坛

在加拿大 天猫商城的EDM宣传一直都很强势，特别是到了临近节假的日子，每个人都多少会收到来自天猫商城的EDM邮件。今次我们就以这封“疯狂双十一!低至3折，空前震撼礼包，满88包邮!”的天猫...华人论坛

在加拿大 最近翻报纸，看到欧酷网站(ouku.com)被某个公司1000万美金收购了，这个欧酷是做OPPO手机的，和外贸倒是无关。 不过，我关心的是报纸里对这个网站的描述“每月成交500万，日注册2000人”...华人论坛

在加拿大 [Fraud Alert] Please beware of fraudulent Dear EC Plaza Sellers and Buyers, Recently, EC Plaza received several fraud reports from buyers. Most cases involved fraudulent sellers who were offering iPod digital music players, notebook computer...华人论坛

在加拿大 我们的产品出口退税是13%但是今天有人跟我说 出口退税这块儿 拿不到全额的13% 还要扣各种的杂七杂八的费用 最终拿到的只有9% 我刚做外贸时间不长 求各位外贸大人证实下 实际情况是...华人论坛

在加拿大 有一则寓言以地狱和天堂的比喻来说明了协作的重要性。 有人和上帝谈论天堂和地狱的问题，上帝决定分别带他到这两个地方看看。他们先去看地狱。这是一个房间，屋里有一群人围着...华人论坛

在加拿大 偶然看到一则帖子，关于中国经济，写的很入实，围观人却不多，在此替作者广播，如此有思想的青年将来必成大器。再者说明中国社会一直都是封建主义，夸张的说就是井底之蛙，政...华人论坛

在加拿大 读过这样一则小故事：东汉有一少年名叫陈蕃，独居一室而龌龊不堪。其父之友薛勤批评他，问他为何不打扫干净来迎接宾客。他回答说：“大丈夫处世，当扫除天下，安事一屋?”薛勤...华人论坛

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在加拿大 一则虚假的采购信息源头Adisa Corp（一家美国公司） 最近一些国外老客户不是口罩行业的，发来大量的口罩订单，不断的要求CE，FDA，ISO，不断的提升采购数量，不断的要求best price，实则...华人论坛

在加拿大 某女户外钓鱼 ，途中遇到劫匪……某女颤抖着对劫匪说：“大哥！俺是做外贸的，这些年光写开发信和群聊了，没干正经事，还没嫁出去呢，眼下还打着工，一个月一千多块，你看看我...华人论坛

在加拿大 今天上中国海关的网页上去看了看新闻，发现了以下新闻。。。我是外行 Question: 为什么这些物品被认为是违法的，是仿品吗还是其他原因，懂得来讲讲吧 Some 10,000 Infringing Sandals Seize...华人论坛

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在加拿大 刚看了一则新闻：河南新郎婚礼前遭虐 被朋友捆树上砸鸡蛋浇冷水(图)心里涌起一股恨意。国内这些恶俗已经难以忍受了。大家扒扒还有那些？ 评论 结婚12点放鞭炮。记得自己还是小姑...华人论坛