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发点笑话和大家分享下.一边娱乐,一般学英语. miss universe's last question环球小姐最后一题question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are likegentlemen.美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……(applause! applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight ortoro(bull)西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。applause! applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in yourcountry?问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are likegossip or rumors.菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms india: because it works day and night......印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms malaysia, how do you describe amale organ in your country?问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like protoncar.马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu(afraid to lose).新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutesbefore theshow is over.新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。question: how can you say so?问：为什么呢？ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

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